Sludge Town Library

It's exactly what you think it is.

It does what it says on the tin. Made this to see if I could do it in PHP.

I compiled the sweary insults from Lingmops' song Suborbital Battle Vagina (on which I supplied the 'hello' vocals) and made a lil mashup generator with them. Here it is.

My first Inform7 game. There's no win condition, but if you want one, type 'win'.

My first Twine game, made for one of Sophie Houlden's game jams. (It looks plop on mobile, I'm afraid, and I have no intention of fixing it.)

I found a stupid website so I made fun of it. I decided to keep the page up because an interviewer once said it made him snort tea onto his keyboard.

Go on a random Ikea adventure!

I drew 50 bugs for Twitter.

National flags rated by graphic design.

I like games, and poos are funny. Here's a look at their Venn overlap.

They's good worms.

I work with eedjits.

Yes she does.

Paul Simon listed only 5 of the promised 50 ways to leave your lover. If you're going to write a list song, do it properly.

Some remarkable facts about the capital for your education.

Some cute little poems suitable for telling to a granny or a vicar.

A useful guide to an important activity.

A cautionary tale about putting your dick in things. (I also put this on AO3 because why not.)

Some lovely poems for your sweetheart.